Filler redux

I absolutely dislike, hate, detest, abhore and shun redundancy. As such, I have induced a creation of a post with the help of some magical magic magical pixide dust magic. My post has now conluded and reached it's end with its termination imminent. It is advisable to clear, vacate and empty this very area now.

Brian tried to suicide kill me, by creating nitrogen dioxide. In the process, he fumed himself. I wont fire you, I'll water you. I'm jealous of Arvind's patriotism. I'm being lame as usual.

Quotable quote
"Tuan yip panjang. Puan yip simpan"
- Mr Edward De Cruz

If you know Malay, this is a sick statement. Well, he was telling us about some Indian guy who can't speak Malay. And now, letter writing is a breeze. Yeah!

PE was fun today. The amount I ran today, was the most I've ever ran during PE. Though, hockey is far worse! We ran 7 rounds for interval training. But somehow, towards the end, my legs felt funny. After that, we did pull-ups. Do as much as you can in one set and stop. I first tried a bar which was right for my height. I did 5 quite well. Then later I tried the highest bar, for which Ravi had to help me up. I did 2, while many others could not even do 1. Well, gymming has really helped me. But my arms are a bit sore though.

Now, I'm attempting to do my Literature CR(A)P. I have been sleeping with the book under my head. I know the whole story. And it's going to be so easy. So God save me.

Today, I went for some performance in Fuchun CC. Woah, 2 hours of practice only, and we are expected to perform? I hate the North actually. Seems so "ulu" and distant. Very much prefer the East. Anyway, it was like rather hard trying to play after just 2 hours of practice. I mean, my tabla partner, was a sucky asshole who can't maintain his tempo and timing. Rushing for what, catch bullet-train ah? Zomg. I got freaking pissed with him, and just asked him to play simple beats, while I played the variations. And he says, he has been learning for 2 years plus. Zomg. Also, when I was waiting backstage, it wss filled with anjax/anjacks/makkals who are basically the Indian version of your typical ah beng. They were such hooligans and guess what, they were there to receive some bursary. Talk about irony. That is also one of the reasons why I hate the North. I mean, the sheer number of anjacks there are enough to be of concern. The worst that happened to me was that the performance was a success. But no one was listening. Everyone was bothered in stuffinf their faces with food, you see. I think people who have performed in such situations before may hvae experienced the same thing.

Monday blues approaching. I somehow have this foreboding feeling I can't get rid off. No particular reason.

Yo. Wassup? I can't be bothered to post regular updates. Pfft.

Have you every noticed something. There can be different "vibes" that can be given off by something which is essentially the same. For example, have you noticed that everything seems all the more urgent when someone types asap or ASAP as compared to as soon as possible? Well, I have

I want to see V for Vendetta but unfortunately 6 months are too huge an obstruction. Sigh.

Do I have a stalker? I hope so. Haha

Déja vu. Today, I experienced this phenomenon a number of times. My brain cells, seem to be malfunctioning. I wonder why.

Also, it should be noted that no matter who you make enemies with, never antagonise Gravity. It is your best friend on Earth, and will always be there for you. But if you piss it off, you'll be in for a series of hard falls and such.


Why was 6 scared of 7?
Coz, 7 8 9

What is brwon and sticky?
A brown stick.

What is the cause of your sadness?
My ending this post.

Today, marked the first day of a new term. 3 terms of anticipation, and poof - JC. The first day of school HAD to be a long day. Wow. We do have a new physics teacher, who prefers to be addressed as Ms Kek, though her name is Mrs Low. It seems her chinese name is something along the lines of "ai qiu" or something like that and put all of that together, and you'll get a rather unflattering name. Mrs Low Ai Qiu which is similar to Mrs Low Ai Qiu. Though, I wouldn't make fun of her name since she's at least better Physics teacher as compared to like Nguyen. I seem to think that she prefers to be addressed as Ms Kek, for she may have had her fair share of unflattering remarks, with regards to her name in the schools she had previously taught.

I also learnt that almost everyone I know; yes, even the goody-two-shoes are in fact criminals due to reasons I do not wish to disclose. Talk about Youth and Law. Pffft.

I have now undertake the task of self-studying calculus using the Calculus Wikibook. It is rather easy to grasp, and quite comprehensive. It is another alternative to the textbook, IMO.

Mice and men don't mix together, neither do peanut butter and raspberry jam. Why for the matter, coke and coffee. Did you know that, Coke actually has a lot of uses? Why, you can even bake, using Coke as a dressing. I wonder how THAT would taste like? Try and tell me, okay? You'd better... or else, you'll find yourself waking up under the sea with a concrete block tied to your body.

Back into oblivion tomorrow. Time-sucking vortex approaching. Stress-inducing atmposphere surrounding. And to drug-induced sleep I'm going.

Another day and it's back to school again.

I doubt I would be very free from now on, and life is gonnna be STRESS STRESS AND MORE STRESS. I realised that there is something that I totally forgot to do.

I love Walker. Mmmmm. Yeah. Delicious Walker. Mmmm. Yummy. Ok ok, I think I'm starting to sound sick. I'll stop, mmkay? By the way Walker is not a who, it's a what. No, not Johnnie Walker, silly. Walker. As in Walker Pure Butter Shortbreads. Mmm. Delicious. My dad bought this from Mustafa Centre - and ike I finished half the box of a dozen shortbreads in under an hour. I'm getting adddicted to it. Hope it's not a secret ploy concocted by a maniacal company to place me under their hypnotic control. Maybe it's laced with some nanoparticles that are going to lodge in my brain and make me carry out their evil bidding. Oh no, you're not.

By the way, I did see a sweet thang at the gym today. Sadly, such occurences are few and far between.

I'm seriously dumb. Wonderful. I had just blasted my right ear to ringing hell when I raised my volume too high while listening to Nickelback. Ouch. Till, I nurse it back to health - ciao.

At last. YAY!!! I managed to finish most of my work. 2 tl compos done. Maths pt almost done. Same goes for umm...wait there isn't anything else. But, I still have english and ss to do. But those are stoopid irrelevant shat.

I went blog-surfing and realised that there are a few types of blogs.

1. Random musings: The author is either a poetic person or a psychedelic hippie. You rarely understand unless you are psychic and know what he's thinking of. The blog is very random, and just seems like a conglomeration of cheema-logified words that can otherwise expressed in plainly
2. Flaming: This blog is created solely with the aim of flaming someone,something or some corporation. Not worth reading.
3. Diary: Every MINUTE detail of the author's life is published here. The author must either be a voyeur, or has too much time at his disposal. In that case , could you lend me some?
4. News: Just highlights important news of the day. BOOORINNNG.
5. Good: This is the best state a blogger can wish to achieve. This blog is a subtle mix of all of the above and manages to make them interesting. My kind of blog. Hahaha.

These are some that I can think of in the woozy state that I'm in. I'm feeling damn giddy. Maybe it's because I haven't had breakfast nor lunch. And no, I'm not on a diet. I'd rather eat and THEN vomit like the models do. At least you get to taste the food. Haha

There are times when one simply falls into a stupor. Not in a bad way. But in the sense that, everything else becomes irrelevant - and it's the time when one become immersed in his thoughts. I think I'm gonna fall in a lackoffood-induced semi-comatose state which may count as said stupor. Some time to zone out, and maybe, just maybe a near-death experience. I wouldn' mind visiting the tunnel. But I HAVE to come back. For the good of the world.Haha

Tomorrow, back to the gym. Hopefully some good sights there. IF NOT, I want to go to california fitness! A feast for sore eyes. Haha.

The Dead


The dead don't sing
The dead don't dance
But the dead surely
Don't cry

The dead can't feel
The dead can't touch
But the dead surely
Don't hate

The dead don't walk
The dead don't talk
But the dead surely
Don't lie

The dead don't laugh
The dead don't revel
But the dead surely
Don't envy

The dead may not cry
The dead may not hate
The dead may not lie
But the dead are dead
Forever more.

Thought of this poem off the cuff. Was feeling rather moody, don't know why. I wonder if it sounds right. Please do tell me if it doesn't. Hmmm...

School starts in another 4 days. And I feel like killing the Physics department. I don't see the rationale behind us having to do contractor work, and calculate all that load of bullshit on the cooling load and all. Fuck it la. CBMF. I mean what - are we going to become owners of Daikin or something? Nooooo.Or are they looking for a cheap way to measure the cooling load and all for those 3 fucking rooms? Fuck 1G(the classroom) and the photocopying room. I don't care if the aircon there breaks down and everyone dies. AARGH...

Tamil has gone nowhere. I keep on procastinating and never get anything done. Almost everything else is complete. Except that piece of shat. I wonder why there are such things as holidays when they don't seem like breaks after all.

I don't feel like blogging anymore today.

Ciao.

I am the bloody style. Apparently that's what my grandpa said before. Don't ask me why. But in my esteemed opinion, I think that it's quite cool. You, know. In a I-don't-give-a-hoot-about-what-you-think-but-i-am-the-most-stylo-milo-person-that-ever-existed kinda way? Yeah... Hahaha.

I have discovered the magic of RSS - now I know whether all your lame and dumb blogs have been updated by your dumb selves without checking multiple times to see if you updated. Don't worry, I'm not in love with you. Really... You should get a RSS Reader too. There are ton's of free ones there. If you want a good one, contact me. And I'll send you a copy of the program. Free of charge. *winks*

Another day of stagnation - will it ever end. Oh no, SHIT! I think the vortex is back. HELP!! FYI, it's actually 1:19 a.m now. And I'm gonna get back to my attempted chionging.

Adios.

It's friggin Wednesday and somehow my homework chionging rate is stagnating. I'm like doing half a piece of work in a day. And I have like, let me count (counts with fingers - 1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, 4 fingers, 5 fingers, 6 fingers). Ah yes! I have 6 dyas to complete every single piece of crap heaped onto us by the various criminals, gorillas, and such. BUT I'M SERIOUSLY IN A SLACKING MOOD NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHY! AAAARGH!!! Could you tell me why? Haiz. I think this is what people call being emo. I don't know. Oh my kadavullae !

Hey, just checking. Is http://www.kadavul.com.sorgam a valid web address? Or is aandavan@kadavul.com a valid email address? If so please do let me know. I have some important messages to send to him, and require some vaendukolls answered. Like whether I can be Flash for a week, so that I can chiong through everything in one day despite the apparent crappiness inherent in the quality of the work.

Oh by the way, have you heard the latest news? It has been discovered that a alcoholic beverage company has bought a iceberg in the Antarctic Ocean in view of the similarity in abbreviated names. The company owner, Carl had been very excited about this deal and was visibly relieved when the deal was finalised. "Zi zwanted zo zown za ziceberg zince zi zwas zwelve. Zy zream zhas zcome ztrue znow. Zi zam zvery zhappy." said Mr Carl. The amount paid is reported to be in the millions. The iceberg has been named after the company - Carlsberg or as it is also known, Carl's Berg. (Okaaay....I'm pulling your leg. No such deal had taken place. I'm sorry if I've accidentally amputated your leg.)

Now, back to the world of numbers, words and maybe some pixie dust too.

Oh no. My first lapse in my regular posts. Will this become a trend? Find out in the next episode of the highly syndicated - The Clockwork Yo-yo Show!

Anyways, I had found some long-lost friends on Friendster. Yay... Since, their adding friends thingy was restricted, I sent them messages instead. No reply yet though. Hmmm... Was it even received? (Friendster better not conk up!! I'm warning you...) But I think Friendster is a good friend-finding tool. Friendster-ukku oru O-poddu! I also saw who my future schoolmates were. Haha.

I'm sooo happy. I've finished one compo out of the two given to us by Kelly. Yay. I think I'll score quite high (hopefully). Now, I've one compo left, one physics pt, maths pt, lit crp (pronounced crap) and english pt. And all are project work save for lit. Logistics nightmare.

I wonder how the ICC Nite "Orchestra" is gonna turn out. We have like heck-a-lotta percussion instruments - tabla, mridangam and all - and keyboard(wtf) and maybe violin. How the hell are we supposed to play. (I'm playing tabla btw) Drum solo? I have no friggin idea. P(r)ahlad better do something good or else...I'm gonna kill him. I think the song is Alaipayuthae - can't be sure.

I'm gonna go back to mugging. We're supposed to "self-study" Current Electricity for Faeceks. As though we aren't doing that already with all our wonderful Faeceks teachers - both past and present. Oh my kadavullae...

P.S: Before that, Let's play Eye Spy. I spy with my little bino, a couple snogging each other under the void deck.

Ciao.


UPDATE: You should check this out. Particularly if you type out a lot of reports.
http://www.aspiramedia.com/fadtastic/?p=79

For all you productivity nuts out there, here's a tip for you. To organise meetings and activities, utilise this new revolutionary time system known as Indian Standard Time (IST) This is a new phenomenon discovered by researchers deep within the jungle known as Yindia. This effect is so widespread and contagious that symptoms of it has been observed in other countries with Yindians in it(such as Singapore) It has been observed that the notion of puntuality is lost on this Yindians. If something is on at 5:oo p.m, they shall grace the occasion at about 6:00 p.m. After all, it's not them whose waiting. So remember if you have something on, where you'll be inviting yindians. please give them an earlier time so at least they would be there when you WANT them. IST is a phenomenon that everyone should follow, don't you think?

I wonder why I'm up so late. By the way it is now 1:48 a.m. I'm gonna be screwed when the hols ends. My sleeping schedule is so off. Aargh.

Tomorrow, back to the gym. Haha. NAPFA Silver - here I come, hopefully. If only sit and reach can do damn proddedly - I confirm can get silver. The rest is like a and b la. Bloody sit & reach is like, JUST PASS. Even bloody Army doesn't have any sit & reach for the IPPT. Nevermind that. By the way, is sniper a subset of the commando unit, or is it a section on it's own. I want a scope.

By the way, since I got my bino, I've been playing this lame game. It's called, "Eye Spy with my little bino". I spy with my little bino, a green signboard saying "Coupon parking: 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m"

test post. shat blogger is screwing up.

Dear blog,
Today marks the end of my 2-day rest period AKA the hols) I have decided to chiong all my homework within 5 days, and mug here and there. After I which, I shall embark on an extremely localised holiday till the 22nd. Haha. Imagine the title - Prasatt the non-procasinating mugger. That would seriously be unimaginable. But it has to be so. Hmmm...

Well, today was rather boring, save for my visit to the IT Show. Went there with my cousins and uncle. Was there for like umm...2-6? Wanted to buy either some xbox games or psp games - but the show was a disappointment in that aspect. All they had was a retarded Xbox360 booth ( where the consoles were being hogged by lameasss dipshits) and they didn't sell and RECENT Xbox games. The worst was the PSP - the games that Sony had were all lame-ass crap which were worth nothing. Finally, we have the Ninteo DS or as my cuz puts it, the Nintendo Dipshit(ahaha) - the booth was full of little boy-boys and aunties and old people (WTH) and they were selling this game called Brain Age which is said to improve your "brain age"(don't ask me...I have no friggin idea what the hell that's about). My uncle being so kind - bought for me a pair of binos (binoculars). It's damn bloody cool. I can read licence plate numbers and all and look at opposite blocks and stuff. I also plan to set up a sleuth agency - if you need some serious detective work done, just give me a ring. Ok?

Zam Zam murtabak is damn friggin nice btw. And what do you get if you remove the & from Bar & Rest. Hah.

That was like the first time I kinda sorta ranted. Life is a circle - one can either be up or down. Anyway, I'll be switching to optimistic mode. Haha.

Here are some jokes that I got from the net.

1) The Three Stars One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three stars looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg. Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him ''What the hell are you laughing at?'' A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ''Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.''' 2) I Gonna Back to Italy (Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.) One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy'' 3) Talking Italian A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.'' ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.'' Haha. Finally a quote from Osacr Wilde. "“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”

I'm feeling blue. Bluuuueeee... Never the first choice, always second fiddle. People whom I thought I knew, turn out to be holograms. Is it real, or part of my convoluted blurred (mis)conceptions. I wonder. Enlightenment is very much appreciated. Yellow-sleeves did not help either - but it's now become an in and out process. Regarding SS - voting should be on merit and no on whether one voted for you or not. But this shall of course oly fall upon deaf ears. I'm getting sucked into this vortex of mine - further pushed in by a pile of homework.

Tomorrows the last day of the term. (Hello, March Hols) Yay. And I hate bumblebees (not the cute little insects though) I found out the true identity of Catwoman, and learnt that 3/4 of all fractions are expressed in percentages, and learnt a new saying today. "Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children." Haha. I still need a trio AND four. Fcuk - there's damn lot of homework piled up ready. BACBMF. I feeling like shooting the teachers with a BMFG(use your imagination :p) The swash shirt is damn cool...yay.

MT CCT was quite easy, provided no spelling mistakes - and I copied all my answers from Benjamin Ong. Really.

Gold. Haha. RI won a gold where I didn't expect to win and lost where I expected it to win. Guess my presence was the most important factor after all. To prevent this problem, I hope someone finds a safe way to clone me. The world will be a better place. (or not... ahahahahaha) But anyhow, congrats to all the tennis players, for pwning ACS - a fitting end to your tennis "career" in RI. Boy, was ACS irritating. Whenever we cheered, they used the same cheer and just inserted their name there (though they can cheer loder than us). Thanks to Chee Weng, Sylvester, Nicholas and some other guy I don't know - RI thrashed them 3-2 (I think). The 2 was the doubles if I'm not wrong. Anyway, a few of us became bad boys and that resulted in 24 minus 12. Sneaky boys...haha. Thanks to fs's street directory and bus guide, the plan was set in motion and Kallang MRT was in sight. Haha. But I can't believe something. As we passed by Geylang Lorong 1 right, we saw this signboard saying - "$35 per night" and you know what was the place's name - GAY WORLD. (NO I'M SERIOUS. IT SAID GAY WORLD) B**, J****, C****, and me were like WTF?!?!?! So much for odd-numbered Lorongs.


Shat. I still have MT to mug for. But it shouldn't be so difficult, I think. By the way, I think J. Wong loves me or something. You may wonder why,so let me enlighten you young padawans. I got 16/20 for my SS CCT. I was seriously expecting a 12 or along that range. I gave a lot of outdated examples, didn't talk about SARS, avian flu, terrorism and all that crap and I got a friggin 16 man. Though to my credit, I did talk about ILO and such. (I'm so egoistic)


P.S: swash.

Merde. Absence from school was required due malfunctioning of body - with recurring tension headaches followed by bouts of nausea. Oh well, there goes whatever Maths was taught today... Paracetamol 500 mg didnt work and Paracetamol 500mg + Caffeine 35 mg + Codeine Phosphate 20 mg --- I hope I'm not on the road to becoming a Pacofen addict (FYI: Codeine is derived from Opium and Caffeine is oviously habit-forming) On a side note, I'm sorely tempted to get some Provigil for myself, for late-night mugging seesions for CT and sleeping just a few hours and coming to school , fit as a fiddle. I still feel headache tendrils proding through but hopefully they'll just go away. Hah.

The NUS Med faculty only accepts 240 students per year. WTF...(I already knew there was a quota....but expect such a small figure) Hope I don't have to resort to mass mind-control. That's quite simple actually, you know ? In fact, you are under the influence of my thoughts at this very moment. Wanna try ? Fine. Now, breathe for ever. Goood....now let your heart beat. Veeerrryyy goood. Now..... think. Not baaadd. Now, open your eyes and look. Ummm...try haarder. Finally, think why the hell you are wasting your time with this. Superb. I hereby release my control over you. But I'll be watching - actually big brother shall do it for me. Be good, mmkay ?

Physics. I need a bloody trio, not a duo or a solo. Haiz.

How the hell does 9009 become 6006? Some people really need to stop reading upside down. From cheapo van with auto door, to Merc Vito with manual door; from easy sleeping to strained necks; from blasted Class 95, to silent snores; from friendly faces to snobbish creatures - all within the microcosm of a 10 seater bus. Aaah, change - fickle art thou. I wonder if I cocked up Bio CCT but I hope for a 35 or 36. I wonder why Ben and I are always creating some lame songs or some irrelevant patriotic songs. Let me recite one. This is purely in jest, and has no truth to it. It is a fabricated song in the name of fun.

"Lets Hack for Singapore"
Let's hack for Singapore
Do the best we can
Let's compromise some network systems
With backdoors here and there...

Let's hack, let's crack for Singapore x2

All you need is some PHP
Not forgetting Perl and ASP
Maybe even some MySQL
And MS-DOS too....

Let's hack, let's crack for Sinagapore x2

(I apologize if this sounds lame and/or offensive)

Paracetemol count - 500mg x 2 + 120mg x 2 = 1240mg
- 1240/4000 = 31%

Hope headache tendrils remain at bay.

By the way, I keep on seeing this dynamo bottle by the roadside. Clean and green? I think not.

p.s: sorry couldn't help it.

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The Beginning. Le Commencement. Der Anfang. L'Inizio. El Principio.
Welcome to the far side, enjoy your stay here. And don't get sucked into the vortex. Alright?

Hi. Bye. Fillers are meant as an easy way out. I'm a lazy pig, and that's why I use fillers just like in the Naruto series.